The Barroso pagoda (and a few paragraphs of defeat)

Barroso em noite de pagode com Diogo Nogueira: isso daqui vai virar uma Venezuela.
Barroso on a pagoda night with Diogo Nogueira: this is going to become a Venezuela.
| Photo: Reproduction / Twitter

Before putting the tambourine to play , I need to recognize the victory of the STF ministers, especially those who hold the article 372 of the Internal Regulation to impose censorship in Brazil. Congratulations, you won! After all, throughout the process of composing the humor piece below, inspired by scenes of minister Luís Roberto Barroso singing happily in the company of a journalist and the pagodeiro, Diogo Nogueira, I couldn’t stop thinking that I was in some kind of danger.

So I repeat here my congratulations to those gentlemen who, in foolish theory of the constituent, are paid precisely to guarantee my freedom in the face of the inherently despotic and censorship tendency of the State. Congratulations, congratulations again, a thousand congratulations. Because the censorship that Your Excellencies promoted throughout the year is finally introjected. Not only in myself, but also in several artists I talk to and who, upon learning that I was composing “O pagode do Barroso”, advised me to prepare a small bundle and leave the books I intend to read in the tropical gulag already separated.

Confessed my (wow!) defeat, and after a few sighs of resignation , behold, I hear the melancholy markings of the deaf. The nervous cavaquinho is the responsibility of the dean of the court, Gilmar Mendes. Fachin plays reco-reco. The tambourine is under the responsibility of the discreet Nunes Marques. And Rosa Weber was the domain of the triangle. And what else am I seeing from here? I can not believe! But that’s right, folks: Ricardo Lewandowski is in charge of the agogô.

With you, the 11 members of the group

Only To Censor, in a version of the classic “A Barata” .

Every time I get homeBolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama Every time I get home
Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama 960

Says there André Mendonça what are you going to do

An understanding of this I will conceive Tell André Mendonça what you’re going to do
One understanding about this I will conceive22083346

It is not yet part of our pot22083346 He is not yet part of the our pot22083346He it is not yet part of our pan It is not yet part of our pot22083346

Every time I arrive at homeBolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama22083346
Every time I get home
Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama22083346

Say it

Nunes Marques what are you going to do

I’ll have to ask for a view so as not to offend220833462021 Tell Nunes Marques what you’re going to do
I’ll have to ask for a view so as not to offend22083346

I’ve seen it all, democracy is no longer a maiden22083346 I’ve seen it all, democracy is no longer a maiden I’ve seen it all, democracy is no longer a maiden I’ve seen it all, democracy is no longer a maiden22083346

Every time I get home22083346Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama
Every time I get home
Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama

Say it Toffoli days what are you going to do I’ll ask Zé Dirceu how to proceed
22083346Tell Dias Toffoli what you are going to do
I’ll ask Zé Dirceu how to proceed

He’s going to take a peek at all this squabble22083346 He’s going to take a peek at this whole squabble22083346He will give a peck throughout this quarrel He will take a peek at all this quarrel

Every time I get homeBolsonaro is talking and he is that drama22083346 Every time I get home22083346Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama2021

Says there Rosa Weber what are you going to do?
I’ll ask university students how to answer
Tell Rosa Weber what you’re going to do
I’ll ask college students how to answer

She says to Carmen Lucia with a wink
She says to Carmen Lucia with a wink
She says to Carmen Lucia with a wink
She says to Carmen Lucia with a wink

Every time I get homeBolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama Every time I get homeBolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama

Say it

Carmen Lúcia what are you going to do I’m going to sing one of Caetano’s to entertain me Say Carmen Lúcia what are you going to do

I’ll sing one of Caetano’s to entertain me

Nobody shut me up because I I’m chatty2208334622083346Nobody shut me up, i’m chattyNin someone shut me up because I’m chatty22083346No one shuts me up because I’m chatty22083346

Every time that I get home220833462021Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama2021 Every time I get home960Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama22083346

Say there Little Fachin what are you going to do22083346 I will cancel the sentences do Moro, no one will stop me Tell Fachinzinho what you are going to do 22083346 I will cancel Moro’s sentences, no one will stop me22083346


He’s going to squish, release the bologna
He’s going to squish, release the bologna 22083346 He’s going to give a squid, release the bologna He’s going to give a squid, release the bologna

Every time I get home
Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama Every time I get home22083346Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama

Say it Lewandowski what are you going to do

A lot of chicken with polenta I’m going to eat
Say Lewandowski what you see then do One I’ll eat a lot of chicken with polenta

I just hope the chicken doesn’t have salmonella22083346 I just hope that the chicken does not have salmonella I just hope the chicken doesn’t have salmonella I just hope the chicken doesn’t have salmonella

Every time that I get home

Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama22083346 Every time I get homeBolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama22083346

It says there Luiz Fux what are you going to f azer22083346I will wear a wig to hide bald22083346
Tell Luiz Fux what you’re going to do 22083346 I’m going to wear a wig to hide my bald head22083346

I’m really progressive, it doesn’t even come from a snitch I’m really a progressive, it doesn’t even come from whining
22083346 I’m really a progressive, it doesn’t even come from whining
I’m really a progressive, it doesn’t even come from a snitch22083346

Every time I get home22083346Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama

Every time I get home
Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama

Say it Gilmar Mendes what are you going to do22083346 I will distribute habeas corpus to anyone who requests it22083346 Tell Gilmar Mendes what you are going to do22083346 I will distribute habeas corpus to whoever require

Just talking about Lava Jato makes him rebel Just talk about Lava Jato and he becomes rebel It’s just say in Lava Jato that he rebels Just talk about Lava Jato and he rebels

Every time I get home220833462021Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama2021 Every time I get home960Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama22083346

Say it Alexandre what are you going to do Sérgio Reis and I’ll have Zé Trovão arrested Tell Alexandre what you’re going to do Sérgio Reis and Zé Trovão I’ll have them arrested22083346

Offended the STF I send to the cell 22083346Offended the STF I send to the cellTHE split the STF, I’ll send it to the cell Offended the STF I send to the cell

Everytime I I get home22083346 Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama Every time I get home
Bolsonaro is talking and it’s that drama

Say it Barrosinho what are you going to do22083346 I’ll show you who’s boss, who has the power Tell Barrosinho what you’re going to do 22083346 I’ll show you who’s boss, who has the power22083346

That from here it will turn into a Venezuela22083346 This one will become a Venezuela This will become a Venezuela This is going to become a Venezuela22083346

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