“Putin made a serious mistake. He forgot that he is no longer dealing with Trump” – Stephen King, The Stranger
writer who considers himself Enlightened and who still hasn’t abandoned his Crazy Obsession for Trump . That Thing!
“Venezuela is with Putin, it is with Russia, it is with courageous and just causes of the world, and we will ally ourselves more and more” – Nicolás Maduro, Venezuelan dictator submissive to anything reminiscent of Stalin’s “golden days”. It is alongside this mob that all leaders who do not condemn Russia’s attack stand. Just saying…
“Within the context, then, of the fact that this window is still opening, though, open, although it’s absolutely narrowing, but within the context of a diplomatic path still open” – Kamala
Rousseff
Harris, Vice President of the USA, saluting cassava and honoring the dog that is always a hidden figure behind of a child, &c.
“Peace must always prevail” – Sergio Moro, former minister and presidential candidate. It is said that Moro also claimed to be against cancer and against all the evil in the world. And, if he is elected Miss, he also promised to end world hunger and record an album with “Imagine” in the various Brazilian rhythms.
“This conflict must end now” – Antonio Guterres, UN Secretary General, whose permanent security council is composed of United States, France, United Kingdom, China and… Russia. The firmness in Guterres’ words is remarkable. Putin must have been goosebumps with so much virtue signaled in so few words.
“Pandemic, Putin, war, recession, famine… result: death” – Eliane Cantanhêde, journalist, in a free association of words. The game is good: sun, sea, suntan lotion, bikini… the result: skin cancer. Why not?
“Instead of uniting with others to fight the real enemy that humanity has today, carbon, the grumpy boy fed on the porridge of patriarchy declares war – Giovana Madalosso, writer, declaring war on one of the chemical elements necessary for life on planet Earth and complaining that today’s grumpy kids no longer eat the polenta and fried chicken that made her family’s restaurant famous.
“I’m moving, cleaning and painting to return the 27 m2 apartment that it was loaned to me by friends to live in Paris during my exile. I tell this because the truth makes life more beautiful, even in perrengue” – Márcia Tiburi, philosopher and bissextile cleaning lady, complaining about her poor life as a rich exile in Paris (pronounced ” Parrí”). Unfortunately Tiburi did not publish before and after photos of her adventure as a housewife.
“I never read the ‘Iliad’, but Homer didn’t know Fundo de Quintal either” – Gregório Duvivier, humorist-with-quotes, extolling his ignorance as if it were a virtue and appealing to the low aesthetic instincts of the kultural lumpenproletariat .
“A friend told me about the term, which I didn’t even know, and I said that it represented me” – Bárbara Paz , actress and spotlight seeker, discovering herself “non-binary” like this, in casual conversation, and quickly realizing the opportunity to win applause from the artchy ).
“Pero Vaz de Caminha failed to write that our Indians were so literate. people who knew how to read the hand of the environment, the lip movements of time and the profound silence of each interval between one moment and the next. Interval in which what Life has of permanent pulsates” – Carlos Ayres Britto, former president of the STF. If this was considered one of the best ministers of the Court, imagine the worst!
“We are being censored” – Sleeping Giants, a digital militia that persecutes, cancels and censors its opponents, tasting its own poison. the moral dwarves were playing the victim, of course. The “censorship” didn’t last more than an hour.
“History! Abortion up to 24 weeks, a public health issue, has been approved by the Supreme Court of Colombia!” – Manuela D’Ávila , muse of Brazilian communism. She ended up erasing the manifestation of rejoicing over the possibility of killing babies in the mother’s womb, probably foreseeing the need to, in the near future, pretend to be religious for electoral purposes. Ah, those Machiavellian communists…!
“I have been a socialist since the 24 years” – Luíza Trajano, billionaire businesswoman and former child prodigy who, since she was 10 years old, has been accumulating capital to, who knows, one day, make real the socialist utopia that has been rocking her dreams since childhood.
“I would rather I had named Lula’s wife ? – Mario Frias, special secretary for Culture, using Lula as a kind of super asset to answer a perfectly legitimate question about the appointment of a political patron. By the way, Lula seems absent from “Frases da Semana”. We need to correct this in the following sentence.
“When I was President, I used to say: we only govern a country well when we have a mother’s heart” – Lula, ex-convict. But explain it, Lula, this mother’s heart that you mention there is the same one that doesn’t see any problem in killing the child in the womb, how does your party defend?
“Johnny Cash man, if he was alive I would punch him in the face. He punched him. I hate Johnny Cash. More than Elvis” – Ed Motta, winemaker and nephew of Tim Maia who decided to act iconoclastic and start talking badly about several rock names. Remembering that Ed Motta’s most famous chorus is… “Manuel / went to heaven”.
MEMORY
“The world will be smoother without Trump” – Guga Chacra, international analyst, in a publication celebrating the victory of Joe Biden. Just like the American president, this tweet definitely hasn’t aged well.
