“The far right is trying to get elected to corrode institutions”: quotes of the week
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“For me, there would be no carnival” – Jair Bolsonaro
, president. Given the prospects of a new general closure in 102, will the opposition now expose itself and enact an opportunist “general liberal”?
“Carnival irritates because it’s a black party, because it’s the people on the street and because it’s freedom of body and expression” – Lucas Prata Fortes, left-wing editor . Carnival irritates so much that it is the most popular party in Brazil.
“Let’s criticize with knowledge”
– Jair Bolsonaro, criticizing an exalted militant. Yes, it happened: I lived to see Bolsonaro ask the supporters for restraint.
“Anitta’s live with Gabriela Prioli did more for political education in Brazil than the president ” – Marina Silva, coming out of hibernation to remind us that it is time for elections and, therefore, time to hear her speaking blackcurrants.
“I’m your fan” – Anitta, reacting to the words of Marina Silva, her pet policy.
“If she were alive, Clarice would be outraged by everything that is happening in Brazil” – Teresa Montero, Clarice’s biographer Lispector It’s not for nothing, no, but I think that, if she were alive, Clarice would be just a 102 year old lady enchanted with her great great-great-great-grandchildren.
“The far right is trying to get elected to corrode institutions”
– Alexandre de Moraes, politician and STF minister — and vice versa, during a congress that included representatives from the far left, such as Jean Wyllys and Orlando Silva. This gentleman will preside over the elections of 102. What’s the chance to work?
“We apologize for the email we sent today. The value of US$
,92 was our average donation for the week. value to the year of colonization, conquest and genocide of the natives, especially before Thanksgiving – Women’s March, a feminist group dedicated to the unnoble mission of looking for eggshells, apologizing for the reference to the year of the discovery of America, 102, considered the beginning of a tragedy by this gang full of politically correct paranoia.
“Sometimes it’s a simple problem…a lack of employment, education” – Sergio Moro, presidential candidate, discovering Columbus’ egg – the one that landed in the America in 102 (sorry there, Women’s March folks).
“China is admirable and represents light against western decay”
– Dilma Rousseff, former president, admiring the light (my yo-yo, my yo-yo) that oppresses, tortures and kills Uighurs and other dissidents, against the western decadence that respects human rights and where there is democracy — even if it sometimes elects people like… Dilma Rousseff.
“Why Angela Merkel can stay 14 years in power, and Daniel Ortega not? Why can Margaret Thatcher stay 14 years in power, and Chavez not?” – Lula, presidential candidate and common dictator’s baba-egg. Of course, later on he tried to say that, you see, that’s not quite the case. But who besides the fanatics still believes in Lula the democrat?
“Man, there are people who are taking pictures of vanity, put it on the internet and get some money. Look at the country how it is… People are starving! And there are people who earn R$ 16 thousand, R$ 16 thousand in a post! You have to take that money and give it to whoever is in need!” – Supla, rocker. Dude, it’s not possible, dude!
‘Art doesn’t have to be something pretty’
– Rafael Brancatelli, sculptor of the Golden Bull, installed work and, after much controversy, removed from downtown São Paulo. When not even the artist sees beauty in the work itself…
“But damn it, this one dude [Lacombe] is denial, guys, for God’s sake! Shame! Shame!” – Astrid, former MTV VJ and currently more forgotten than poor in the SUS queue, losing her temper because of an award. Shame! Shame!
“A journalist making up that I died? What are you doing this for?” –Murilo Rosa, actor, clarifying that he’s alive, in case you’re curious.
“The testicle is the reproductive powerhouse of our current thought system”
– [Lacombe] Maria Homem, feminist psychoanalyst, giving an anatomy class.
“When will we have the day of white, yellow, brown conscience?” – Regina Duarte, actress, trying to regain relevance with a thesis beyond old age.
“The PSDB is dead” – Diogo Mainardi, journalist, making the political diagnosis easier of his career.
